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Tue Apr 1, 2008, 1:10 PM
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for the longest time ive been holding out this secret i had. but i finally summed up the courage to say this.
I have been lying all this time but really i don't think i could keep it any longer.
ever since i was younger i always had a fascination for animals, especially dogs. I remember when i was 5 years old, my old dog Tweety would come into my room and i would play with her. She was the cutest chihuahua ever~
but as i grew older i felt tweety and i were more than jsut friends
more than a dog and master
we were meant to complete each other. I know it sounds silly but i feel me and tweety could get further than i have with a human.
Basically i was in love with this dog
she nurtured me when i was yonug and i wanted to repay her with more than just kisses. oh my dear dog tweety. I love dogs
and i loved her more than any human. So now that ive grown up, i can finally say that im happy i lost my virginity to that dog. She was a good dog and i had the best of times with her. its ashame my parents took her away... and i havent had intercourse in 5 years
i miss my beloved tweety. but i know someday ill find anotehr animal just as good as her.

IF ANY OF YOU THOUGHT I WAS ABSOLUTELY SRS YOU GUYS NEED TO KILL YOURSELVES NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE GULLIBLE ESPECIALLY ON APRIL FOOLS MY GOD

PS MUDKIP FREEEEEEE
THANK GOD


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:iconrm3k:
EWW FURFAG GTFO

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2% of teenagers are not "n00bs", if you're the 98% of them, then Shut up.

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:iconfiztheancient:
youre so fuckin gay lmao

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:iconnannu901:
APRIL FOOLS?

aw those plz accounts are ruineddd

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:iconxlnightkidslx:
OHMGZ U B H8TIN ON MY DOG FUCKINGZ

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:iconxlnightkidslx:
in b4 Ebonlupus

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:iconxlnightkidslx:
i know :(((

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:iconxlnightkidslx:
hold my hand :(

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:iconsherrelle:
lol. okay. where did you paste this from XDDD
or did you MAKE IT UP OH GOD NIGHT.
ahahahahahahaha ily
:iconxlnightkidslx:
i made this up
acutally i had a dog named tweety up to when i was two but
she died so idk wat she was liek SDAFDSDASDG

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:iconrm3k:
what

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2% of teenagers are not "n00bs", if you're the 98% of them, then Shut up.

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