for the longest time ive been holding out this secret i had. but i finally summed up the courage to say this.
I have been lying all this time but really i don't think i could keep it any longer.
ever since i was younger i always had a fascination for animals, especially dogs. I remember when i was 5 years old, my old dog Tweety would come into my room and i would play with her. She was the cutest chihuahua ever~
but as i grew older i felt tweety and i were more than jsut friends
more than a dog and master
we were meant to complete each other. I know it sounds silly but i feel me and tweety could get further than i have with a human.
Basically i was in love with this dog
she nurtured me when i was yonug and i wanted to repay her with more than just kisses. oh my dear dog tweety. I love dogs
and i loved her more than any human. So now that ive grown up, i can finally say that im happy i lost my virginity to that dog. She was a good dog and i had the best of times with her. its ashame my parents took her away... and i havent had intercourse in 5 years
i miss my beloved tweety. but i know someday ill find anotehr animal just as good as her.

IF ANY OF YOU THOUGHT I WAS ABSOLUTELY SRS YOU GUYS NEED TO KILL YOURSELVES NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE GULLIBLE ESPECIALLY ON APRIL FOOLS MY GOD

PS MUDKIP FREEEEEEE
THANK GOD