WHERE ARE MY JEW COOKIES. I bought them yesterday at the jewish section of a store
and now
I CANT FIND THEM

EDIT: I FOUND THEM, they were next to my bras

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YEAH AMERICA

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idk why but im gonna tell you guys a cool dream i had like 2 weeks ago because i know alot of you watch House

once upon a time me and my friends were walking up a road hill side. The weather was nice, it was spring and the grass was green.

along side me and my friends was House we all looked at each other. house turned and smiled at me and said
"isnt it bromantic?"

the end


cool part is that i never watched an episode of house nor do i give a fuck about it.
i think its a sign.

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I met the goddamn Hulk today
Goddamn that fucker is huge!
true story, i have (shitty quality cellphone)pictures [link]
AHHHH I wish i got an autograph but im not paying 20$ for a deaf buff guy scribbling his name of his picture. But
I FUCKING MET THIS DUDE
RDJ YOU'RE NEXT

also i got a new TV, games arent hooked up yet but YEEEEEAHHHHH ITS SWEET
[link]

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Why? why did he have to die now?

this is what happens when you turn it on

blue screen of death

normally i would be fine but this tv is the TIVO TV in other words
NO SOUTH PARK
NO COLBERT
NO JON STEWART
NO THAT 70'S SHOW
NO FAMILY GUY
NO FLAPJACK
DID I MENTION NO SOUTH PARK?

once you go tivo you can go back. MEANS I HAVE TO SI THROUGH THE COMMERCIALS or wait for them so i could pee.
and worst of all, i cant play my xbox/n64/dvd

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